Today’s Excerpt:

Sentence stem: “One funny thing is…”

We asked some Uplift kids to share one of their favorite jokes. Here are some they listed:

• “What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus? Are you my mother?” — Reuben
• “Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the mooo-vies.” — Grant
• “Why did the turkey not cross the road? To prove he wasn’t a chicken.” — Ezra
• “Why did the unicorn leave earth? To see the universe.” — Abigail
• “Can February march? No, but April may.” — Roxcy
• “I didn’t really like facial hair. But then it grew on me.” — Lars

What joke would you add?